- Chandler: [the girls are trying to keep their apartment after losing it in a bet with the guys] Open up, open up, open up!
- [pounds on door]
- Monica Geller: We'll discuss it in the morning!
- Chandler: What the hell is going on?
- Rachel Green: We took our apartment back!
- Phoebe Buffay: I had nothing to do with it. Okay, it was my idea, but I don't feel good about it.
- Chandler: We are switching back right now!
- Monica Geller: No we're not! We're not leaving!
- Chandler: Well, you're gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, we're switching it back! There's nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
- Joey: I don't know.
- Chandler: What?
- Joey: I don't wanna move again!
- Chandler: I don't care, this is our apartment! And they stole-you stole it-our apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. I'm getting back right now!
- Rachel Green: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
- Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You can't offer anything to us!
- Rachel Green: Let us keep the apartment and...
- Monica Geller: As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.
- Chandler: [next scene, Joey and Chandler are returning to their apartment, stretching while walking] Totally worth it!
- Joey: That was one good minute!
- Chandler: Look, the only way I will even consider this, is if they offer a lot more than just season seats.
- Joey: But, it's the Knicks!
- Chandler: Screw the Knicks!
- Joey: Whoa!
- [angrily points his finger at Chandler]
- Joey: [pause]
- Chandler: I didn't mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.
- [pause]
- Chandler: And the Knicks rule all.
- Joey: Yeah! The Knicks rule all!
- Dr. Ross Geller: [about Emily] She lives there. I live here. I mean, she'd have to move here.
- [pause]
- Dr. Ross Geller: She should move here!
- Joey: What?
- Dr. Ross Geller: I can ask her to live with me.
- Chandler: Are you serious?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Why not? I mean, why not?
- Chandler: Because you've only known her for six weeks! Ok? I've got a carton of milk in my refrigerator I've had a longer relationship with.
- Monica Geller: Alright boys, last chance for the tickets.
- Rachel Green: Otherwise I give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
- Chandler: No thank you.
- Joey: Wait wait wait wait wait, come on, come on, let's trade. The timing's perfect. I just clogged the toilet