- Joey: The ring fell on the floor and I went down to pick it up, and you thought I was proposing.
- Rachel Green: Yeah, but you said 'will you marry me'.
- Joey: No, I didn't.
- Rachel Green: Yes, you did!
- Joey: No, I didn't.
- Rachel Green: Yes, you did! Oh, my god, you didn't.
- Ross: I didn't give her that ring!
- Phoebe Buffay: You didn't?
- Ross: No!
- Phoebe Buffay: So whose ring is it?
- Ross: It's mine!
- Phoebe Buffay: Is it an engagement ring?
- Ross: Yes.
- Phoebe Buffay: But you didn't give it to her?
- Ross: No!
- Phoebe Buffay: But you were going to propose?
- Ross: No!
- Phoebe Buffay: Huh! I might be losing interest in this.
- Ross: Phoebe, there is no secret, OK? I didn't propose.
- Phoebe Buffay: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us you were a doctor?
- [a long, awkward silence]
- Ross: [angrily] I AM a doctor!
- Jack Geller: Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
- Monica Geller-Bing: The truth is, Dad, we're trying.
- Jack Geller: What?
- Monica Geller-Bing: Yeah, we're trying to get pregnant.
- Jack Geller: Oh my God! This is so exciting. Well get back in there, I'll guard the door.