Friends (TV Series)
The One After the Superbowl: Part 1 (1996)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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[to Joey's stalker who thinks he is Drake Ramoray]
Joey : I am not Drake.
Ross : That's right! He is not Drake. He is...
[looks dramatically into the camera]
Ross : Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin!
Erika Ford : [believes it] Is this true?
[Joey is unable to answer, too shocked]
Rachel : Yes! Yes, it is true. And I know this, because... Because he pretended to be Drake, to... to sleep with me!
[Rachel throws water in his face]
Monica : And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't!
[Monica throws water in his face]
Chandler : And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard!
[Chandler throws water in his face]
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Phoebe : [singing in the children's program at the library] Someday when you get older you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you, but don't!/ 'Cos that's another thing that you don't want to do. Everybody! That's another thing that you don't want to do.
Monica : Excellent!
Chandler : Very informative!
Rachel : Not at all inappropriate!
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Monica : [reading Joey's letter from his stalker] Wait a minute; this wasn't mailed to "Days of Our Lives". It wasn't even mailed. Joey, this woman was in our building; she knows where you live.
Joey : All right! I got my own stalker!
Chandler : You're so lucky; I have to share my stalker with five other guys at work.
Rachel : Joey, remember when we talked about good thing-bad thing? This is a baaaad thing.
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Chandler : Hey, just because she thinks she can see Joey through a magic window in her living room does not mean she's not a person. Does she not deserve Happiness, does she not deserve Love?
[Monica and Rachel exchange glances and then stare back at Chandler]
Chandler : Don't look at me, he's the one who wants to boff the maniac!