The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Will Goes a Courtin' (1993)
Will Smith: Will Smith
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Quotes
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Carlton Banks : Geoffrey, could you get us some breakfast?
Geoffrey : I'm not allowed to serve you anymore. Mr. Banks' orders.
William 'Will' Smith : G, listen, how upset was Uncle Phil last night?
Geoffrey : Well, he did something I've never seen him do in all the years I've been here.
William 'Will' Smith : What, a sit-up?
Geoffrey : It's a bit more serious than that, I'm afraid. You know the cherry cheesecake, candied yams barbecued ribs left over from yesterday?
Carlton Banks : Yeah?
William 'Will' Smith : [Geoffrey opens up the fridge] Oh, my goodness, it's still there!
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Philip Banks : [when Will tries to give him a handshake] I don't want your hand, I want my rent.
William 'Will' Smith : Oh, man, I don't believe... did you learn nothing from all this mess?
Philip Banks : Yeah. Never rent to relatives.
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Carlton Banks : Will, have you seen Dad anywhere around?
William 'Will' Smith : [looks around for Uncle Phil and spots him] Well, that's either him or a rhino that got his horn chopped off.
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Judge : In lieu of a written lease, the law stipulates a landlord must provide his tenants with electricity, gas and plumbing.
William 'Will' Smith : Yeah.
Judge : However, air conditioning is considered a luxury. Rent cannot be withheld based on a malfunctioning appliance.
William 'Will' Smith : Meaning?
Judge : Meaning you'll have to pay the rent.
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Steffi : Hello, Mr. Banks.
Philip Banks : What's she doing here?
William 'Will' Smith : She wandered over, lonely and crying. I didn't have the heart to turn her away.
Philip Banks : Hit the bricks, you little tramp!
[Steffi runs away]
Philip Banks : Out of here! And tell your mother your father has a girlfriend!
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Judge : Mr. Smith, your opening statement.
William 'Will' Smith : Your Honor, I'm from West Philadelphia. Born and raised. On the playground was where I spent most of my days.
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William 'Will' Smith : [to Uncle Phil] No, check it out. On the serious tip, you got to fix our air conditioner today. We got some people coming over for a party and as good hosts, we'd prefer that they didn't melt.
Philip Banks : Sorry, Uncle Phil has left the building. You're now talking to Landlord Banks and he's not fixing anything until he gets his rent.
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Philip Banks : Will, I am going back in the house and when I come out, I want all of these people gone.
William 'Will' Smith : Well, they will be if you come out in the morning, Uncle Phil.
Philip Banks : Wait, wait. Let me get this straight, young man. You are telling me what will or will not happen in my own house?
William 'Will' Smith : Excuse me, but this is my house. I pay rent here too, eventually.
Philip Banks : You watch how you talk to me.
William 'Will' Smith : Well, then, Uncle Phil, stop treating me like a child.
Philip Banks : Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to a man.
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William 'Will' Smith : [to Hilary] Okay, Miss Banks, you were the previous tenant in the aforementioned pool house, is that correct?
Hilary Banks : Yes.
William 'Will' Smith : And would you please tell us of your experiences there?
Hilary Banks : Am I under oath?
Judge : Of course.
Hilary Banks : Well, Trevor would come over at about...
William 'Will' Smith , Carlton Banks , Philip Banks : Objection!
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William 'Will' Smith : [to Uncle Phil] Hey, hey, look, look, check it out, Heavy P. Now, why don't you take your Humpty Dumpty butt on back up to the main house, because you're embarrassing us out here.