Frasier (TV Series)

Voyage of the Damned (1997)

Joe Reynolds: Waiter

Quotes 

• Dr. Niles Crane : Excuse me, excuse me, the lady who sent me the champagne, do you happen to know which stateroom she's in?

  Waiter : No sir, but she did ask me to give you a message.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Yes.

  [waiter splashes another glass of champagne in Nile's face] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : Just out of curiosity, how much are these running her?

• Waiter : [waiter arrives with a glass of champagne]  I beg your pardon, sir, the lady wishes to send you this with her compliments.

  Dr. Niles Crane : What lady?

  Waiter : Back there in the black dress and the veil.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Maris!

  Waiter : Oh, and there was one more thing...

  Dr. Niles Crane : Yes

  [waiter splashes the champagne in Nile's face]