Frasier (TV Series)
Voyage of the Damned (1997)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Latin singing sensation, Carlos, the Barracuda, del Gato?
Roz Doyle : Don't you remember him from the 70's? He invented that big dance craze, the Barracuda.
Dr. Niles Crane : Believe it or not, Maris was a big fan of his.
Dr. Frasier Crane : No.
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, that was the one dance she could do. The hustle was too strenuous. She had no booty to shake.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Excuse me, excuse me, the lady who sent me the champagne, do you happen to know which stateroom she's in?
Waiter : No sir, but she did ask me to give you a message.
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes.
[waiter splashes another glass of champagne in Nile's face]
Dr. Niles Crane : Just out of curiosity, how much are these running her?
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Dr. Niles Crane : Once I got over my fear that I'd be hauled below deck and manacled to another oarsman, I actually started to enjoy myself.
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Waiter : [waiter arrives with a glass of champagne] I beg your pardon, sir, the lady wishes to send you this with her compliments.
Dr. Niles Crane : What lady?
Waiter : Back there in the black dress and the veil.
Dr. Niles Crane : Maris!
Waiter : Oh, and there was one more thing...
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes
[waiter splashes the champagne in Nile's face]