Firefly (TV Series)

Bushwhacked (2002)

Jewel Staite: Kaylee Frye

Quotes 

• [the crew is being interrogated individually] 

  Commander Harken : You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war?

  Zoë : [terse; slightly irritated tone]  Fought with a lot of people in the war.

  Commander Harken : And your husband.

  Zoë : Fight with him sometimes, too.

  Commander Harken : Is there any particular reason you don't wish to discuss your marriage?

  Zoë : Don't see that it's any of your business, is all. We're very private people.

  [in Wash's interrogation] 

  Wash : [enthusiastic; animated]  The legs!

  [chuckles] 

  Wash : Oh, yeah! I definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down! Her legs, and right where her legs meet her back. That - actually that whole area. That and - and above it.

  [in Kaylee's interrogation] 

  Kaylee : [angry; slightly defensive]  Six gerslters crammed right under every cooling drive so that you strain your primary artery function and you end up having to recycle secondary exaust through a bypass system...just so's you don't end up pumping it through the main atmofeed and asphyxiating the entire crew. Now *that's* junk!

  [back to Wash] 

  Wash : [very enthusiastically]  Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?

• Mal : You tell me right now, little Kaylee. You really think you can do this?

  Kaylee : Sure. Yeah. I think so. Besides, if I mess up, it's not like you'll be able to yell at me.

• Commander Harken : [has ordered the crew to be taken into custody]  I want every inch of this junker tossed.

  Kaylee : [offended]  "Junker"?

  Mal : Settle down, Kaylee.

  Kaylee : But Captain, did you hear what that purple-belly called Serenity?

  Mal : Shut up!

• Zoë Washburne : Proximity alert. Must be coming up on something.

  Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : [alarmed]  Oh, my God. What can it be? We're all doomed!

  [shouts] 

  Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : Who's flying this thing!?

  Zoë Washburne : [straight faced] 

  Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : Oh right, that would be me. Uh, back to work.

  Kaylee : So I guess that makes us one man short.

  Jayne : Little Kaylee's always one man short.

  [laughs; Kaylee punches his arm lightly] 

  Jayne : Ow! Hey!

• Kaylee : [to Simon, about his space suit]  You, um, had this on wrong.