Father Ted (TV Series)
The Passion of Saint Tibulus (1995)
Rynagh O'Grady: Mary O'Leary
Quotes
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[In their shop, John is trying to get past his wife, Mary, who is slicing vegetables]
John O'Leary : Are you gonna stand there all day, ya fat oul' bitch!
Mary O'Leary : Don't talk to me like that, ya big pile of shite!
[He brushes past her roughly]
Mary O'Leary : Ya ignorant prick!
John O'Leary : You watch that mouth of yours!
Mary O'Leary : I'll watch nothin'!
[She points the knife at him]
Mary O'Leary : I'll stick this up your arse!
[Dougal walks in to the shop. Mary hides the knife behind her back]
Mary O'Leary : Ah, Father!
[John and Mary smile ingratiatingly at Dougal, a perfect couple, once again]