Family Matters (TV Series)
Two Income Family (1989)
Reginald VelJohnson: Carl Winslow
Quotes
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Carl Winslow : You left the car by the side of the road?
Harriette Winslow : No, it left *me* by the side of the road.
Carl Winslow : Come on, Edward, let's go get the car.
[heads to the door]
Carl Winslow : Don't worry, Harriette, things aren't that bad.
Harriette Winslow : Did I mention the car was on fire?
[Carl runs out]
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Carl Winslow : Son, your mother got fired.
Eddie Winslow : From her job?
Carl Winslow : No, out of a cannon.
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Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : How did the job interview go?
Carl Winslow : Well mama, we're not sure, either she got the job or she didn't.
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : Those usually *are* the choices.
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Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : I want you to know this entire dinner only cost four dollars and sixty cents.
Carl Winslow : If there's one thing Mama knows, it's how to feed a large family on a small budget.
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : Well, I lived through the Depression.
Judy Winslow : What's a Depression?
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : Oh it was a long time ago, sugar, the banks had failed, people lost their jobs and had to survive on practically nothing.
[spoons slop onto a plate]
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : Pass this to your father.
Eddie Winslow : [looks at it in disgust] What's that?
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : Mashed turnips and bacon.
Eddie Winslow : I don't see no bacon!
Estelle 'Mother' Winslow : I only used the drippings. I can get another meal off that meat. That's why it's called a Depression!
Carl Winslow : [looks at his food] Well, I'm certainly depressed.