- [Steve thinks Rachel is in love with him, but she is really in love with another man named Steve]
- Rachel Crawford: Oh, hi Steve.
- [Steve jumps]
- Rachel Crawford: How are you?
- Steve Urkel: Mm-fine!
- Rachel Crawford: Uh, Steve, would you mind coming over to the restaurant on Sunday at about 7:30?
- Steve Urkel: A-wha-ha-wha-wha-wha-wah?
- Rachel Crawford: Well, I'm planning dinner for a very, very special friend.
- Steve Urkel: Oh, I see. Oh, I see. I-I-I see.
- Rachel Crawford: Steve, are you sure you're okay?
- [Goes to feel his head]
- Steve Urkel: [Runs across the couch to get away] Fine, fine, fine!
- Rachel Crawford: Good. Look, Steve. I wanna play some of my own records on the jukebox, but I don't know how to put them in. Can you help me out?
- Steve Urkel: Do I have to?
- Rachel Crawford: Well, Steve, I am your boss. But, I'd be willing to pay you.
- Steve Urkel: [Takes it the wrong way] Gee... I wouldn't know what to charge.
- Rachel Crawford: How 'bout double the usual?
- Steve Urkel: The usual? Well... oh-okay.
- Rachel Crawford: Thanks Steve. You know what? You are such a sweetheart. Come here.
- [Pulls him into a hug]
- Rachel Crawford: [He faints]
- Rachel Crawford: Steve? Steve, what happened?
- Steve Urkel: Oh, nothing. Just blacked out for a second there!
- [Steve comes out of the freezer at Rachel's Place shivering]
- Rachel Crawford: Honey, how long were you in there?
- Steve Urkel: L-long enough to get i-icicles on my nose hair... Look!
- Rachel Crawford: I'll just take your word for it.