- Eddie Winslow, after finding out Myrtle Urkel is rich, dreams that Big Daddy Urkel offers to pay Eddie $10 million to marry his daughter, Myrtle, at Urkel Oaks in Biloxi, Mississippi. His girlfriend, Greta is going to make sure that the wedding doesn't happen because she knows it's a farce.
- Today is Eddie's birthday and Myrtle surprises him with a leather jacket present and her video tape. Greta isn't impressed when she crushes the tape. Later on, he starts having dreams about Big Daddy Urkel visiting him at his parents house after his girlfriend leaves. He offers to pay Eddie $10 million grand to marry Myrtle and he says daddy. The wedding takes place in Urkel Oaks. Myra and Laura are her bridesmaids and wear light blue southern dresses. Carl is upset that he will be related to Steve soon. The wedding is stopped when Greta shows up and fights Myrtle for her boyfriend. She tells them that her father payed Eddie to marry her and it's a farce. He awakens from his dream and he swears to Steve that he'll never to marry for money. His sister shows up with a big box and he thinks Myrtle is still trying to bribe him tosses it out of the window into the trash can. Laura tells him that she'll be sure to notify Mother Winslow for his ungrateful attitude. She told him that their grandmother spent her hard savings on the stereo he always wanted. Eddie realizes his mistake and runs out to get his stereo.—Anonymous
- Today is Eddie's birthday and Myrtle surprises him with a leather jacket present and her video tape. She tells him to think of her every time he wears the jacket and mentions that Greta should go to Jenny Craig. His girlfriend isn't impressed by removing the tape from the VCR and crushes it.
Later on in Eddie's room, he claims that Myrtle must have save her money for months when she bought the leather jacket. However, Steve corrects him by revealing that she's rich because her father, Big Daddy Urkel(Steve's Uncle) is a peanut farming mogul and she always had money to spend it on. Urkel leaves and Eddie starts having dreams about Myrtle visiting him at his parents house. She chases him around in love, until Big Daddy Urkel accuses him for trying to hurt his precious daughter. Myrtle corrects her father by telling him that he is the love of her life. She leaves and Eddie tries to convince him that she wants to go home. Big Daddy Urkel isn't fooled and tells him that his daughter wants him. He asks how much is it going to take him to say yes. Eddie tells him that he will never be bought because he loves Greta and that there's no way he'll change his mind to be with his daughter. Big Daddy Urkel says he'll give him $10 million to marry Myrtle and the younger Winslow agrees by says daddy.
The wedding takes place at Urkel Oaks in Biloxi, Mississippi. Urkel is chatting away with his relatives from across the nation(except his parents because they opted to stay in Russia to avoid him). Carl is upset that he will be related to Steve soon, despite Harriette's optimism about Eddie coming in with $10 million. Myra and Laura are her bridesmaids and wear light blue southern dresses. However, Carl's fears at the prospects of being related to Urkel were put to rest (at least temporarily until Season 9, Episode 20: Pop Goes The Question when Laura chooses Steve over Stefan) as Greta shows up wearing a leather suit and on a motorcycle to stop the wedding. She faces the crowd and reveals that Myrtle's father, Big Daddy Urkel payed Eddie $10 million to marry her. The crowd agrees as Myrtle faces her and questions her about her point. Greta tells her that her point is the wedding is a farce and true love doesn't come without a price tag. Myrtle accuses her for ruining her weddding and her honor. Greta accuses her for stealing Eddie from her and making her father, Dave McClure(Eddie and Urkel's boss at Mighty Weenie) real happy that she doesn't have him in her life. The two women fought at the wedding in food as Eddie tries in vain to get them to stop.
Eddie awakens from his nightmare and he swears to Steve that he'll never marry anyone for money, no matter how much they have. Urkel is happy that he made the decsion to marry for love. Laura shows up with a box and Eddie thinks Myrtle is still trying to bribe him with more gifts that he tosses it out of the window into the trash can. Laura tells him that she'll be sure to notify Mother Winslow for his ungrateful attitude towards her. She told him that their grandmother spent her hard savings on the CD player, he always wanted. Eddie panics as he realises his mistake and runs out to get his CD player. Once gone, Laura reveals to Steve it's really socks that Estelle made him and that she always loved seeing him react that way.
In the end credits, Harriette is disappointed at Carl because he's snacking while he's supposed to be watching his weight.
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