Family Guy (TV Series)
Mind Over Murder (1999)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Loretta Brown, Housewives
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Quotes
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Man : Wow, Lois Griffin. Hey, I love your act! Nice melons.
Peter Griffin : Hey, listen pal!
Lois Griffin : Peter, I'm holding melons.
[She is shown holding two watermelons in front of her chest]
Peter Griffin : Oh.
Man : And her hooters ain't bad either.
Peter Griffin : Now hang on a second there!
Lois Griffin : Peter, I'm holding hooters!
[She has two owls perched on her arm, still holding the melons]
Peter Griffin : Oh, sorry.
Man : No problem. Your wife's hot!
Peter Griffin : All right that's it!
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Lois Griffin : Peter, where the hell have you been? We had a date.
Peter Griffin : Oh sorry, honey, I must have lost track of the time. But what do you say, eh? 'Think the guys will like it?
Lois Griffin : This is why you missed our dinner? To make a bar for your friends?
Peter Griffin : Yeah, isn't it great? Oh boy, I feel just like Tim Allen. I build stuff and I have a criminal record.
[grunts]