- Blair Warner: And if I'm not perfect... and that's a big IF. It certainly wasn't his place to say so.
- Jo Polniaczek: Your right. It's my place.
- Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: She's still sitting there.
- Tootie Ramsey: She's been like that for over an hour.
- Natalie Green: You don't think Chad could of stood her up do you?
- Jo Polniaczek: No she's early.
- Mrs. Edna Ann Garrett: She's what?
- Tootie Ramsey: Now do you see why I'm so worried? Blair was born two weeks premature and hasn't been early for anything since!
- Natalie Green: [re Blair's new boyfriend] He's not part of her life, he's the whole enchilada!
- Blair Warner: [phone rings] I'll go get it!
- [scampers off]
- Tootie Ramsey: I'm worried about her. She's been acting different lately, she's not acting like Blair anymore.
- Jo Polniaczek: That's a bad thing?
- Blair Warner: I think about him all the time, when I'm setting my hair, when I'm doing my homework, when I'm taking out the garbage... especially when I'm taking out the garbage.
- Jo Polniaczek: That figures.