- Ren Stevens: The only job I've ever had is a lemonade stand.
- Ruby: There you go, extensive food related experience.
- Steve Stevens: Lou, either you are gonna learn how to play those drums, or I will!
- Eileen Stevens: Steve, that makes no sense.
- [Squirelli looks over Ren's resume]
- Norman Squirelli: [to Ren] Impressive résumé.
- Ren Stevens: Thank you.
- [Squirelli crumples up Ren's résumé in front of her]
- Norman Squirelli: [as he places a slice of toast into a toaster on his desk using tongs] You ever made toast before, Ren Stevens?
- Ren Stevens: Um... sure. Every morning.
- Norman Squirelli: I meant professionally.
- Ren Stevens: Oh... um. Well, I had a lemonade stand once and I thought about serving toast. But um...
- [the two are rudely interrupted when an employee burst into Norman's office grabbing a fresh bag of bread]
- Norman Squirelli: Ren, forget everything that you *think* you know about making toast. Because we just don't *sell* toast. We sell a whole new world!
- Norman Squirelli: [struggles to get out from behind his desk and eventually succeeds] We sell fun... and... and... energy... and... and the whole toast lifestyle!
- [as the toast pops out of the toaster, Norman grabs a plate and quickly spins around as the slice of toast lands perfectly on the plate]
- Ren Stevens: [amazed] Wow! You're really good!
- Norman Squirelli: [as he puts the plate down] It's all about professionalism.
- Ren Stevens: Can someone please tell me what is wrong with the world today?
- Steve Stevens: Well, music sure has changed. You can't hear a decent love song anymore without someone screamin' about their booty.