Even Stevens (TV Series)

Snow Job (2002)

Christy Carlson Romano: Ren Stevens

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• Ren Stevens : I know how it feels to try and try something and just never get it right.

  Louis Stevens : No, you don't! You don't understand. You're good at everything.

  Ren Stevens : Thanks. But did you ever try pole vaulting?

  Louis Stevens : Is... is that where they do the volleyball...?

  Ren Stevens : No. It's where you stick the pole in the ground and hit yourself.

• Coach Korns : [Ren has just injured the school's pole-vaulter, so she tries to convince the coach to let her take the vaulter's place]  You think you can learn the most difficult sport in track and field in one week?

  Ren Stevens : Coach, come on. I once made a complete diorama of Albert Einstein's study in thirty minutes.

  Coach Korns : Ho,hoooo. Listen, honey, I dated Einstein! He could probably pole-vault higher than you!