- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: Do you remember, The Orange County Register said I was a functioning retard. Now that was a bad review.
- Turtle: I thought that was a compliment.
- Jessica Alba: My agent isn't here.
- Ari Gold: I know she's not here because I slashed her tires. She's on her hands and knees right now on Mulholland. She's not going to make it because you want a statue, you deserve a statue - you do, you deserve it. Because your natural energy; the way you are hasn't been seen yet. Someone needs to step up and utilize you for the way you are, you're a self-empowered, interesting woman, and you need to take it. And not an MTV Award, but like a real one.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: What a view.
- Vincent Chase: We're at a party with some of the hottest girls in the world, and we're staring at a bunch of fuckin lights.
- Vincent Chase: E, I decided - we're going with the Benz.
- Eric: You sure? I mean you changed your mind ten times already.
- Vincent Chase: No, I'm set. I had a dream about it last night.
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: I dreamt about it last night too, Vince. We're cruising down Rodeo, suddenly two jerkoffs pull up and say "hey, Chase brothers, fuck your mother!" and then open fire.
- Eric: That had to be a dream - somebody recognized you?
- Marvin: You guys are out of control. Twenty five hundred dollars a month his brother spends on vitamin supplements. Nobody can take that many supplements and still fuckin live!
- Jessica Alba: [welcoming the guys to a party] Bar's here. Bar's over there. Girls are everywhere. Bathroom's back there. And I need to steal your friend for a second.
- [leads Vince off]
- Ari Gold: There she is. Hey, Snowcone, how are you?
- Jessica Alba: Wow.
- Ari Gold: My Dark Angel. How are you?
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: [re Rolls Royce used as babe magnet] Shit, I got crazy pussy in high school. And I was driving a moped.
- Rolls Royce Manager: [wants $320 000 from Vince for the Phantom] But if you sign a picture for my daughter, I'll *give* it to you for three-nineteen.
- Turtle: [to the others] Eh, what if he bangs his daughter?
- Johnny 'Drama' Chase: You don't buy this car, Vince. You lease it. That's how all the broke jerk-offs in this town drive 911s.
- Vincent Chase: Hey, no, I respect that, if that's what you want.
- Justine Chapin: It's not totally true.
- Vincent Chase: Which part?
- Justine Chapin: I'm not really saving myself for marriage.
- Vincent Chase: So what are you saving yourself for?
- Justine Chapin: [shrugs] I'm saving myself for someone special.
- [he chuckles]
- Justine Chapin: Have you ever been anyone's first?
- Vincent Chase: Oh, no. And I don't plan to be.
- [scoffs]
- Vincent Chase: I don't want to be anyone's first, and I don't want to be anyone's last.
- Justine Chapin: [smiles] That's too bad.
- [VInce chuckles]