- Stron: This is the third time this week I've had to fix Mrs. Garrett's sink.
- Mestral: Perhaps she enjoys your company.
- Stron: It might be tolerable if her son didn't insist on calling me... Moe.
- T'Mir: Why does he do that?
- Stron: There is a comic actor known as a Stooge with that name. The boy believes we have similar hair.
- Mestral: There is a resemblance.
- [Mestral tries to persuade T'Mir to let him play pool against Billy]
- Mestral: The game is based on simple geometry. It wouldn't challenge a Vulcan child.
- T'Mir: No!
- Mestral: We need their currency.
- T'Mir: What if you lose? I'll have to... socialize with him.
- [Mestral shoots a glance at Billy]
- Mestral: Would you rather die of starvation?
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: [after the story] Do you realize you've just rewritten our history books?
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: A footnote at best.
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: Footnote? This is like finding out Neil Armstrong wasn't the first man to walk on the moon!
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: Perhaps he wasn't.
- [Tucker groans]
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: Just how old are you?
- [T'Pol does not answer]
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: It's got to be in her record.
- Captain Jonathan Archer: Trip - that's classified information.