- [Mark is hiding behind a cart, watching Susan talk to Dr. Morgenstern]
- Carol Hathaway: Mark, what are you doing?
- Dr. Mark Greene: You see what I see?
- Carol Hathaway: Susan's talking to Morgenstern. So what?
- Dr. Mark Greene: He's stroking himself, puffing out his chest, just like a Slender-Billed... something-or-other. She's giving him full-frontal neck.
- Carol Hathaway: What are you talking about?
- Dr. Mark Greene: You'd know if you were a nuthatch.
- Carol Hathaway: Mark, you okay?
- Dr. Mark Greene: She turned me down.
- Carol Hathaway: Susan?
- Dr. Mark Greene: Now I know why. Oh God, she's stroking her neck.
- Carol Hathaway: So?
- Dr. Mark Greene: So why doesn't she just bend over and shake her tail feathers right in his face?
- Dr. Mark Greene: [Susan] and Morgenstern are going out. I can handle that. What bothers me is that she didn't tell me.
- Carol Hathaway: If I were going out with Morgenstern, I wouldn't tell anybody.
- Dr. Mark Greene: You wanted to see me?
- Doug Ross: Yes I did... how many shifts do you work each week, four?
- Dr. Mark Greene: Yeah.
- Doug Ross: If we don't work the same shifts, we'll get along great.
- Dr. Mark Greene: Is this about that patient's father?
- Doug Ross: This is about your inability to respect my decisions.
- Dr. Mark Greene: Doctors disagree sometimes Doug, you can't take it personally.
- Doug Ross: It's entirely personal Mark, you've been on your moral high horse ever since I came in with Nadine Wilkes.
- Dr. Mark Greene: Well, what do you expect when you drag your dirty laundry through the door?
- Doug Ross: But it's not personal... right?
- Doug Ross: Who are you kidding?
- Nurse Rhonda Sterling: It was an honest mistake, a mix up.
- Carol Hathaway: It was the most incompetent, horrifying thing I've ever seen. And because you didn't ice the foot, they can't reattach it.
- Nurse Rhonda Sterling: Please, don't write me up.
- Carol Hathaway: Are you kidding? If anyone deserves to be written up, it's you.
- Nurse Rhonda Sterling: Alright. Go ahead. Do their dirty work for 'em. That's just what they want.
- Carol Hathaway: Whose dirty work?
- Nurse Rhonda Sterling: [Closes the door] Hospital administration. I'm nine months away from getting my maximum pension and they're trying to force me out. That's why they keep floating me down here where I don't know what I'm doing.
- Carol Hathaway: You're right. You don't know what you're doing.
- Nurse Rhonda Sterling: They want to get rid of people like me and replace 'em with cheaper, less experienced aides.
- Carol Hathaway: If they know the difference between a football and a foot, I'll take them.
- Nurse Rhonda Sterling: I am not gonna let you put me through the humiliation of a review board. Not after 22 years.
- Carol Hathaway: Watch me.
- Nurse Rhonda Sterling: [Snatches the write up] Don't bother.
- [Rips the form]
- Nurse Rhonda Sterling: I quit.