The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
When You Wish Upon a Hogg (1985)
Sorrell Booke: Boss Hogg
Quotes
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Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : When you were a little fat kid didn't you read about Aladdin and his lamp
Boss Hogg : about Aladdin and his lamp? Listen, I was too busy runnin' a floatin' crap game at school to do much readin'.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Well listen, let me tell ya the story. See, if you rub this lamp, if it's Aladdins, then the smoke comes out, hits the fan and then the genie pops out and gives you all sorts of wishes.
Boss Hogg : Oh, that lamp, the one with the genie. Oh I know all about that anyhow. Yeah, but you gotta be touched in the head to believe a fairy tale like that.
Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : I believe it...
