The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

To Catch a Duke (1981)

James Best: Sheriff Rosco Coltrane

Quotes 

• Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [to the pretty waitress at the Boars Nest]  Listen, Lori Mae, honey, would... would you fetch me a real cold ginger beer? I'd appreciate it.

  Lori Mae : Can't do it, Rosco.

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Uh, why not?

  Lori Mae : Boss Hogg said you weren't to be served.

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [stroking Flash]  He said that about me?

  Lori Mae : I'm real sorry.

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Well, everybody should stop feeling sorry for me! Just... just bring me a drink of water. And... and would you bring one for Flash, too?

  Lori Mae : Boss Hogg said not even water.

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : Well, he certainly doesn't mind if we just sit here, does he?

  Lori Mae : Well... as a matter of fact...

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : We're gone.

  [stands up, leaves, carrying Flash]