- Boss Sharkey: You give us a piece of your Hazzard County action, and we'll all be even steven again.
- Boss Hogg: Yeah? Well it'll be a cold day in July before I give up a cut o' my County.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: You tell 'em, Boss.
- Boss Hogg: I'm tellin' 'em. I'm tellin' 'em.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: He's tellin' ya, he's tellin ya!
- The Balladeer: [narrating] Vance's idea for Boss to get the goods on all the other bosses was slicker than lard on the doorknob.
- Boss Hogg: See here, Vance Duke, you gotta take me with you. You saved my life, not it's your responsibility. Ain't that true?
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ooh...
- Enos: That's right, Vance, I saw it in a picture show one time.
- Boss Hogg: Besides, you're uncle Jesse'd want you to help me, 'cos that's the way he brought you up, didn't he?
- Vance Duke: You sure know all the right words to say, Boss.