- Boss Hogg: [Hogg is hassling Dillard the producer] Listen, I think it's time to talk about our deal. You know, for the J.D. Hogg story?
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Oooh!
- [Dillard looks around for help]
- Boss Hogg: How about this for casting, listen to this great idea:
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Listen to this.
- Boss Hogg: For my wife Lulu: Bo Derek!