The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Duke of Duke (1980)

Sorrell Booke: Boss Hogg

Quotes 

• Boss Hogg : Rosco, when you speak your mind, lower your voice to show respect for the dead.

• Boss Hogg : [in his office, exercising with a pair of dumbbells, frustrated at Rosco and Enos for making yet another mistake]  You know, I sure can't figure out why I bought these here dumbbells when I already have two working for me.

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [trying to explain]  Uh, boss, you see...

  Boss Hogg : [interrupting him]  Never mind! As County Commissioner, I hereby relieve you both of all your duties. Turn in them badges.

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [believing he did nothing wrong]  Uh boss now listen, why should I turn in my badge?

  [points at Enos, standing beside him] 

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : It was dipstick Enos's fault for letting them Duke boys escape - for a bucket of chicken! He still even smells 'Finger Lickin' Good'!

  [Boss Hogg sniffs and drops dumbbells on Rosco's feet] 

  Enos : [willing to accept the blame]  Sheriff's right Mr. Hogg. I'm the one who ought to lose my badge...

  [gesturing to Rosco] 

  Enos : ... not him.

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : You see! You see that? You see...

  Boss Hogg : [knowing Rosco and Enos are both incompetent]  Rosco, all I can see is Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

  Enos : [confused]  Tweedle...

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [glares at Enos, cutting him off]  Dumb. You're dumb.