- Boss Hogg: Rosco, just cut all that flaptrap out, will you? And answer me this: did you catch Enos yet?
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Eh, that's a negative.
- Boss Hogg: Well, you'd better make it positive. On acount o' I want them little green baubels and I want 'em now.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: [Boss Hogg is questioning Enos] You want me to get the rubber hose?
- Boss Hogg: No, no, I'm gonna pump it out of him.
- The Balladeer: [Coy and Vance carry Enos out of the police station and put him in General Lee]
- [narrating]
- The Balladeer: The reason's nobody on the street's watching, well, they see this every Saturday at the Hazzard watermelon supper and demolition barbeque.