The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
Enos Strate to the Top (1980)
James Best: Sheriff Rosco Coltrane
Quotes
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Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg : I've already found someone whose willing to kick back 50% of his pay!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Who? Who could be that stupid?
Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg : My third cousin, twice removed, Cletus Hogg!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Uh, Cletus, C-Cletus Hogg?
Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg : Yeah, Cousin Cletus Hogg!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Oh, he is stupid! I mean, I mean even the dipsticks call him a dipstick!
Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg : Well then he'll fit in perfect with you, won't he?