- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Boss...
- Boss Hogg: What?
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Listen, I have to tell you something I ain't never told anybody before.
- Boss Hogg: What's that?
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Please... I'm afraid of the dark.
- Boss Hogg: Oh yeah?
- Sheriff Rosco Coltrane: Yeah.
- Boss Hogg: Well, you ain't so brave in the light, neither!
- The Balladeer: [narrating] Meanwhile, a truck full of meanness, called "The Beaudry's" was arrivin' at the Boars Nest. Now they was professional, heavyweight, two hundred proof moonshiners. And they were gonna have a meeting with, oh, guess who?