Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Honor Council (2004)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
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Quotes
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Megan Parker : You know what? I'm gonna look into this.
Drake Parker : What?
Megan Parker : I'm gonna help you.
Drake Parker : And, WHY are you gonna help me?
Megan Parker : 'Cause you're my brother, and I can tell you're sad and scared and upset, and I can't stand to see you that way -- unless I caused it.
Drake Parker : Oh, thanks.
Drake Parker : [thinking about it] Hey!
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Josh Nichols : Stupid Mindy. She's so smart.
Drake Parker : You're just mad because she came in first at the science fair and you came in second
Josh Nichols : I should have won, what with my big magnet.
Drake Parker : She cloned her own dog.
Josh Nichols : Big deal. Like the world needs another cockapoo.
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Megan Parker : Did you do it?
Drake Parker : No.
Megan Parker : Why'd you do it?
Drake Parker : I didn't.
Megan Parker : How'd you do it?
Megan Parker : I told you I didn't do it! I swear on Mom's grave.
Audrey Parker-Nichols : Uh, excuse me. Still alive here.