Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Faceless Ones: Episode 1 (1967)
Patrick Troughton: Dr. Who
Quotes
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Dr. Who : This seems to be the way, Jamie!
[to Jenkins]
Dr. Who : Excuse me; we're looking for someone in authority.
Jenkins : Just a moment, Sir. All in good time.
[Hands a lady her passport]
Jenkins : Thank you, Madam.
[to the Doctor]
Jenkins : Now Sir, your passport please.
Dr. Who : I've got no time for that. We want to see someone in authority!
Jenkins : I am in authority. Your passport please.
Dr. Who : You don't understand, we... we have something important to report!
Jenkins : Yes, Sir. When you've found your passport. The next one, please.
Jamie : What's a passport, Doctor?
Dr. Who : Oh, some sort of official mumbo-jumbo.
[to Jenkins]
Dr. Who : Look! We've just discovered a dead body out there! Did you hear me?
Jenkins : [Unperturbed] Well, sir. If I were you I'd inform the police.
Dr. Who : Then please tell me where we can find them.
Jenkins : There's probably a policeman in the main concourse.
Jamie : And where is that?
Jenkins : Through this door and turn to your left.
Dr. Who : Well thank you. Thank you very much. Come on, Jamie.
Jenkins : May I see your passport, Sir?
Dr. Who : [Snaps] Well neither of us have passports! Now does that satisfy you?
Jenkins : I think you must be mistaken, Sir. You couldn't have got on the aircraft without passports.
Dr. Who : What aircraft?
Jenkins : The one you arrived on, Sir.
Jamie : We didn't arrive on an aircraft.
Jenkins : Now look here, Sir, this joke has gone on far enough. You know and I know that you must have arrived here on the last inbound flight which was... Flight number 729 from Madrid.
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Jamie : Can we not tell him about TARDIS?
[the Doctor stamps on Jamie's foot]
Jenkins : What's that?
Jamie : It's the way we got here.
Jenkins : You gentlemen wouldn't know anything about a police box, would you?
Jamie : That's just what I'm saying. We're...
[the Doctor kicks Jamie's ankle]
Dr. Who : I really think that our mode of conveyance is irrelevant. The important thing is that we've discovered a dead body out there and we want to report it to someone in authority.
Jenkins : I think you'll have plenty of opportunity to see someone in authority.
Dr. Who : Well, thank you.
Jenkins : Will you take a seat please over there?
Dr. Who : Thank you very much.
Jenkins : [Into his phone] Give me the Commandant, please... Hello, Sir, Jenkins here. Immigration, Desk Number Five. I think I've got two of your suspects here...
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Commandant : [after finding plastic cups in the packing case] Plastic cups!
[He turns angrily to the Doctor]
Commandant : Now, I'm going to do some investigating of my own.
Dr. Who : [Brightly] I'm glad I've roused your interest.
Commandant : [Furiously] Oh, but you have. And what I am going to investigate is you and why you're both here in the Airport.
[to Blade]
Commandant : Thank you, Captain Blade.
[to the Doctor and Jamie]
Commandant : Come on, you two, out!
Dr. Who : [sighing] Come on, Jamie. We'd better humor him.
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[last lines]
Dr. Who : [happy to see Polly] Commandant, this is the girl I was telling you about.
Polly : [Polly gives him a puzzled look] I beg your pardon?
Commandant : Do you know these gentlemen?
Polly : No. Why? Should I?
Commandant : According to them, they know you.
Dr. Who : Now where have you been, Polly?
Polly : Polly? My name isn't Polly. You must have made a mistake. I've never seen them before in my life!