- Calpurnia Elizabeth 'Callie' Harper Ewing: Well, I'm real surprised. You're don't look at all like J.R said. He said you were a hopeless drunk, that you cheated on him all the time, that you neglected your child.
- Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: And I bet right after he told you all that, you went to bed with him.
- Calpurnia Elizabeth 'Callie' Harper Ewing: How'd you know that?
- Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: Just a wild guess. Excuse me!
- Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: J.R.
- J.R. Ewing: Hi Sue Ellen. I thought you were building marinas or something. What are you doing here at the Oil Baron's Ball?
- Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: Slumming! I just met your child bride. Tell me, what junior high school were you cruising this time?
- J.R. Ewing: That's real funny. I'm sure there's a bunch of people around here you can bother besides us.
- April Stevens: J.R.
- Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: J.R.! You got that little girl into your bed by telling her I was a drunk, a cheat and I neglected my child!
- J.R. Ewing: That's true, darlin'. Ask anybody here.
- [Sue Ellen knocks J.R. to the ground with one punch]
- Carter McKay: Is there anything I can do for you?
- Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing: Short of killing J.R., there's nothing anybody can do!
- Carter McKay: Well, I'm not ready to do that yet.