Dad's Army (TV Series)

We Know Our Onions (1973)

Arnold Ridley: Pte. Charles Godfrey

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• Captain Ramsey : Now, Captain. You are in a balloon, travelling across enemy territory with your men here. The balloon is losing height. You must push one of them out. Which one will you choose?

  Capt. George Mainwaring : Ah.

  [pauses] 

  Capt. George Mainwaring : I think I should call for a volunteer.

  Captain Ramsey : Can't do that. You must make a decision and choose one.

  [to Godfrey, Frazer, Pike and Walker] 

  Captain Ramsey : What must he do?

  Pte. Charles Godfrey , Pte. James Frazer , Pte. Frank Pike , Pte. Joe Walker : Make a decision and choose one!

  Capt. George Mainwaring : I prefer to throw myself out, naturally, but I realise that I am too valuable for that. So, I'm afraid it would have to be Private Godfrey.

  [Godfrey looks appalled] 

  Captain Ramsey : [to Frazer]  Comment!

  Pte. James Frazer : Sound common sense!

  Captain Ramsey : [to Pike]  Comment!

  Pte. Frank Pike : Well, whoever's thrown out, it certainly shouldn't be me. I've got the whole of my life ahead of me. I haven't done nothing, no living at all.

  Pte. Joe Walker : All the more reason you should be the one. I mean, what you've never had, you'll never miss.

  Sgt. Arthur Wilson : [to Ramsey]  Excuse me, sir. If the balloon's losing height, we could wait until it hits the ground, and then Godfrey could just step out.

  Pte. Charles Godfrey : Oh, thank you, Mr Wilson.

  Sgt. Arthur Wilson : Not at all, my dear fellow.

  [Ramsey looks speechless at Wilson's remark]