Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

Krazee-Eyez Killa (2002)

Larry David: Larry David

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Quotes 

• Larry David : [after Krazee-Eyez finds him the jacket he needs for a movie]  Are you my Caucasian?

• Krazee-Eyez Killa : [rapping]  So you think you're gonna cross me And mess with my shit? Openin' your fuckin' trap And flappin' your lip? Don't fuck with me, nigga Cause you're gonna get dropped I'll snap off your neck With a crackle and pop!

  Larry David : That's good. I like that Rice Krispies thing.

  Krazee-Eyez Killa : Oh you caught that? How about this.

  [rapping] 

  Krazee-Eyez Killa : If you say anything You'll beg me to die Cause I'll make you suck my dick Then I'll nut in your eye I'll stomp on your world As if my name was Godzilla I'm comin' for you, motha-fucka, I'm your Krazee-Eyez Killa!

  [end rap] 

  Krazee-Eyez Killa : and then I'll look like this on the album

  [looks crazy] 

  Larry David : I like it. But can I make one suggestion. How about lose the motherfucker. Cause you already said fuck before, you don't need two fucks. Instead how about bitch. Cause bitch is like a word for someone you disrespect.

• Jeff Greene : [after Larry said he didn't want to take a tour of Suzie and Jeff's new house]  I don't want to make a big deal out of this. I am just going to mention it and that's it... It wouldn't have killed you to have taken the house tour.

  Larry : I feel very queer taking house tours.

  Jeff Greene : What queer? My wife shows you the house...

  Larry : I gotta march up and down the house going,

  [in a gay voice] 

  Larry : "Oh it's nice, it's nice..."

  Jeff Greene : Did you have to go somewhere?

  Larry : No.

  Jeff Greene : Alright, you know what then...

  Larry : [in the gay voice again]  "Oh, that looks good. Hey look at that closet! Oh ho hey, very nice beams up there. I like those beams, yeah. What's the name of that architect?"

  Jeff Greene : [sighs] 

  Larry : [takes a sip of coffee]  Good coffee.