- Dauber Dybinski: Did you know a water moccasin can be as thick as a man's arm?
- Coach Hayden Fox: Come on, Dauber, quit reading from that book.
- Dauber Dybinski: I'm not. I'm looking at one through the floor boards.
- Dauber Dybinski: When lunging for prey, an alligator can move as fast as a thoroughbred horse.
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: Yeah, well how come they don't have alligator races?
- Coach Hayden Fox: I imagine it's hard to find jockeys.
- Howard Burleigh: So far, all I have seen is a vision of hell that Dante only wished he had the talent to describe.