Clone High (TV Series)
Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand (2002)
Michael McDonald: Gandhi
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Quotes
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Gandhi : [on the phone for the Teen Crisis Hotline] Look, I'll talk to you when you stop crying.
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Gandhi : [to JFK] Party at your place on Friday, right? Rockin!
Abe : Yeah, psyched for the rager, JFK... dog!
JFK : I will see you there, and by will, I mean won't! Hahaha!
JFK : [walks out, comes back in] 'Cause you're not invited. I, uh, wasn't sure if I was clear earlier. So, uh, you're not. Invited, that is.
JFK : [walks out, comes back in] To my party!
JFK : [walks out, comes back in] Forgot to wash my hands!
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Gandhi : [Joan wants Gandhi to cover the Teen Crisis Hotline that night] Sure I buckled under the pressure of living up to the original Gandhi and became a non-stop party machine, but damnit, I still care. So, Joan, you can count on me.
Gandhi : [later, on the phone at a huge party] Oh, no, not a party, we're just really busy here at the teen hotline. Whooooo! Suzie, Kelly, do me a favor and make out, aha ha ha ha.
Gandhi : [returns to the phone]
Gandhi : So, you're depressed...
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Abe Lincoln : How am I gonna get the beers?
Gandhi : I've got an idea. Tell him he heard you wrong - tell him what you actually said was "I'll get the *beards*...
Abe Lincoln : That doesn't make sense.
Gandhi : But if you think about it, it would still be a pretty sweet party.
Partygoer : [in Gandhi's thought bubble, wearing a beard] Whoo! Great party!
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Gandhi : Well, Abe just think that you're the biggest loser in the school.
Joan of Arc : [Everyone laughs at a mural of Gandhi that Van Goh has painted on the wall of the school depicting him in his birthday suit with a tree branch covering his erogenous zone] Thanks Van Goh.
Gandhi : I hate this school.
