Jack Albertson: Ed Brown

Quotes 

• Ed Brown : [a hypnotized Chico, in a fit of pre-suggested lust, has carried Flora into his van]  Flora! Forgive him! He doesn't know what he's doing!

  Flora : OH, YES, HE DOES!

• Ed Brown : [Ed embraces Chico]  Chico, you're a good boy, and you're my friend. And there's something you should know.

  Chico Rodriguez : What's that, Ed?

  Ed Brown : You're drooling on my shoulder.

• Flora : I can see it all now. I'll say, Big Ed, Will you? And he'll say... ."

  Ed Brown : What'll I do now?

• Flora : Now, How about a big kiss?

  Ed Brown : Aw, Come on, Flora! We're gettin' married! This is no time to be lovey, dovey!