Cheers (TV Series)

The Gift of the Woodi (1989)

Jackie Swanson: Kelly Gaines

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Quotes 

• Cliff Clavin : [offering Kelly some of his vegetable preparations]  Beetabega fajita-on-a-pita?

  Kelly Gaines : [thinking he's speaking Spanish]  No habla espanol, senor.

• Kelly Gaines : Oh Woody, you make me feel so ashamed. Your gift makes all those others seem so cheap.

  Woody Boyd : [embracing her]  Oh Kelly, you're the best girl in the whole world.

  Kelly Gaines : And to think that for your Birthday, I was going to get you a Porsche. Talk about shallow. All you really need is to hear me say, 'I love you too.'

  [suddenly notices that Woody has grown very quiet] 

  Kelly Gaines : Woody... Woody?

  Woody Boyd : I'm sorry, did you say something after 'Porsche?'