Cheers (TV Series)
The Gift of the Woodi (1989)
Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd
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Quotes
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[Woody has written a song for Kelly for her birthday, the song which he sings for her at her birthday party]
Woody Boyd : Kelly, my darlin', you are my sunshine. When we're together, I feel fine. Your smile is so lovely, your hair is so clean. You make me feel the whole world is mine. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y. Why? Because you're Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly of mine. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
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Kelly Gaines : Oh Woody, you make me feel so ashamed. Your gift makes all those others seem so cheap.
Woody Boyd : [embracing her] Oh Kelly, you're the best girl in the whole world.
Kelly Gaines : And to think that for your Birthday, I was going to get you a Porsche. Talk about shallow. All you really need is to hear me say, 'I love you too.'
[suddenly notices that Woody has grown very quiet]
Kelly Gaines : Woody... Woody?
Woody Boyd : I'm sorry, did you say something after 'Porsche?'
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Woody Boyd : I just never expected this from Kelly. I'm really mad at her. She's just a rich... a rich... I'd like to call her a nasty name, but I can't think of anything that rhymes with 'rich!'
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Sam Malone : Don't be bitter.
Woody Boyd : I'm not bitter, Sam. I'm just consumed by a gnawing hate that's eating away at my gut until I can taste the bile in my mouth!
[pause]
Woody Boyd : Does anybody have a Tic-Tac?
[everybody moves away from him]
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Woody Boyd : Did Mrs. Peterson ever make a fool out of you in front of other people?
Norm Peterson : Yeah, there was the time she pulled the old "I do" gag.
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Carla LeBec : Rich people stink. I hate 'em. I hate their soft shoes. The way they're too relaxed to sweat. You know what I hate most about rich people?: I'm not one of 'em.
Woody Boyd : Yeah, Carla. You sweat like a longshoreman.
