Cheers (TV Series)

The Belles of St. Clete's (1985)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

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Quotes 

• [Carla offers to close up the bar since Sam has a date] 

  Sam Malone : Oh, thank you Carla. I thank you and Debbie thanks you.

  Carla Tortelli : I think you're going out with Janet tonight, bean brain.

  Sam Malone : Oh, well then, Janet really thanks you.

• Sam Malone : [about Drusilla Dimeglio, who is currently in the pool room]  I can't believe that's the same woman whose head you were about to shave.

  Carla Tortelli : Yeah, yeah, I almost went through with it too. I mean, I came that close, and I could have done it easy, Sammy. I mean, she's not as young as she used to be. But, uh, I stopped. God was testing me Sam, and I passed.

  Drusilla Dimeglio : [Walks out from the pool room and speaks to Sam]  Oh, hello there.

  [addresses Carla] 

  Drusilla Dimeglio : Come on Carla, it's your turn.

  Carla Tortelli : OK, I'll be right with you.

  [Drusilla turns around and heads back to the pool room. Sam sees that the whole left side of her head is in tact, but the whole right side is shaved of all her hair] 

  Carla Tortelli : I didn't say I got an 'A' Sammy I just passed.

• Donna Guzzo : I heard she passed away.

  Carla Tortelli : Hell wouldn't take her.