Cheers (TV Series)

The Bar Stoolie (1985)

George Wendt: Norm Peterson

Quotes 

• Norm Peterson : I know how these father-son relationships can be. I remember my dad didn't want me to get serious with Vera. He had heard that she had loose morals.

  Sam Malone : You're kidding.

  Norm Peterson : He actually got the story wrong. Turns out she had loose molars.

• Sam Malone : Cliffy.

  Cliff Clavin : Yeah?

  Sam Malone : Telephone.

  Carla Tortelli : Somebody wants to talk to Cliff?

  Norm Peterson : This is a first, bud. I don't think anyone's ever called you here before.

  Cliff Clavin : Yeah, I know who this is. It's a tootsie on my route who's been eyeing the cut of my jib through her Levelors. Yeah, old man's probably out of town, she's looking for a little C.O.D.: Cliffy On Demand.