Cheers (TV Series)
Thanksgiving Orphans (1986)
Shelley Long: Diane Chambers
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Quotes
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Diane : Sam Malone, kiss your butt good-bye!
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Norm Peterson : Guys, listen. I'm having a slight problem with the damn bird.
Diane : What color is it now, Norm?
Norm Peterson : Well, I think we're moving into the earth tones.
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Diane : Sam, I had thought... we might spend the holidays together, but when you made no move in that direction, I... made these alternate plans, I hope it won't spoil your holiday.
Sam Malone : Thank you, no, I have... I have other plans.
Diane : Oh... good, I'm glad to hear that. And in all fairness I will understand if you get an empty court for the day. It wouldn't hurt my feelings in the slightest.
[Smiles and starts walking away]
Sam Malone : Good, good, because I already have a date with Wendy.
Diane : [Tearfully] How could you...
Sam Malone : Now you just said that it was okay, didn't you?
Diane : [Mimicking a child] Ye-e-e-es.
[Sam looks away from her and pulls an astonished face]
Diane : I'm sorry!
[Stifles a sob]
Diane : It's fine. Enjoy.
Sam Malone : Thank you.
Diane : Besides, I know that we'll have many holidays together when you and I are one.
[Smiles sweetly]
Sam Malone : You already *are* one, Diane.
[Gives a giggle as Diane smiles at him]
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Sam Malone : Come on, tell us what happened.
Diane : I'm afraid my golden afternoon has turned to dross!
Woody Boyd : [Looks out the window] Yeah, I thought it was clouding up out there...
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Diane : I would like to thank all those who have influenced me over the years: Teilhard de Chardin...
[Goes on to declaim exhaustive, pretentious list]