Cheers (TV Series)

Sisterly Love (1989)

Marcia Cross: Susan Howe

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Quotes 

• Sam Malone : You are Susan Howe, the actress. I loved you in that two-headed movie.

  Susan Howe : Oh, which one? I did two of them. Was it the one where the head was coming out of my neck?

  Sam Malone : Yeah, that's the one.

  Susan Howe : Oh thank goodness, because the other one I am not proud of.

• Rebecca Howe : [having caught her sister attempting to seduce Sam]  Oh no, sister. I don't hurt anymore. I am way beyond hurt.

  Sam Malone : Don't be silly now, girls, please.

  Rebecca Howe : [pulling out a gun]  And now it is Susan Howe's turn to hurt!

  Sam Malone : [shocked]  Hey, that's a gun!

  Rebecca Howe : It ain't licorice!

  Sam Malone : [attempting to mediate]  Now, come on, let's talk about this. This is silly.

  Susan Howe : No, please! I'm too young to die!

  Sam Malone : Rebecca...

  [Susan screams just before Rebecca fires the gun at her, causing Susan to crumple to the floor] 

  Sam Malone : [shocked]  Holy cow!

  Rebecca Howe : That was for Dan Buttinger! And this is for Jeff Carnahan...

  [Rebecca fires at Susan again] 

  Rebecca Howe : ...and Mike Deets...

  [Rebecca fires at Susan again] 

  Rebecca Howe : ...and Sam Malone.

  [Rebecca fires 3 shots at Susan again] 

  Sam Malone : [reeling around in shock at what he just witnessed]  Oh boy, oh boy!