Cheers (TV Series)
Show Down: Part 1 (1983)
Ted Danson: Sam Malone
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Quotes
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Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Sam, a nuclear bomb just got Boston.
Sam Malone : What?
[Sam and Diane exchange glances]
Diane Chambers , Sam Malone : Derek's here.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : They're catching on.
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Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : [Sam's brother is coming to visit] Let me do it. I'm a smoothie about breaking bad news.
[Coach goes over to Sam's office door and knocks]
Sam Malone : Yeah?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Sam, your apartment burned down. You lost everything.
Sam Malone : Oh, my god. Really?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : No, no, no. Your brother's in town. He's on his way over. Makes you feel better, doesn't it?
Sam Malone : I hate it when you do that, Coach.
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Diane Chambers : Sam, you talk alot about our having a dalliance, but I've always been told that "barking dogs don't bite."
Sam Malone : Bi-ting. Is that what you're into?
Diane Chambers : Do you know what bothers me? There are women upon whom this works... and they are allowed to vote and drive cars.
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Diane Chambers : Derek just wants to fly me out to Martha's Vineyard tonight.
Sam Malone : In a plane or on his back?
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Sam Malone : I think that you and Derek will make a great match.
Diane Chambers : Really?
Sam Malone : Yeah. Both of you think that you're perfect, and one of you is right.