Cheers (TV Series)

Rich Man, Wood Man (1992)

Kirstie Alley: Rebecca Howe

Quotes 

• Rebecca Howe : Norm, you don't have to get upset with Woody, he's just been on the trip of a lifetime, and it rubbed off a little bit. That's not such a surprise.

  Woody Boyd : [noticing that Rebecca spit a bit when she was talking]  Say it don't spray it, this is cashmere, Ms Howe.

  Rebecca Howe : [grabbing him by the shirt]  You little snot! I knew you back when you were just an ignorant farm boy! That was about a week-and-a-half ago!

  Woody Boyd : You're right. That was about a fortnight, wasn't it?

• Kelly Gaines : Hi everybody! Where's Woody?

  Rebecca Howe : Well he's out looking for you. What happened, Kelly? Did you get lost?

  Kelly Gaines : No, I was having such a great time I didn't want it to end! I love the subway!

  Rebecca Howe : Wait a minute. You like the subway?

  Kelly Gaines : Not at first. I got real angry because a lot of other people tried to get on 'my subway car.' And then I met some young people who apparently work for the city, because they were spray painting the walls, and they let me write 'Kelly loves Woody' in a big red heart! And then 'the pigs' came and we ran.