Quotes
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Carla LeBec : No suds tonight, Norm. You are still our designated driver, remember?
Norm Peterson : I know that, you know that, but did you have to call every bar in town and tell them?
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Woody Boyd : A nice cold beer coming up, Mr. Peterson.
Norm Peterson : You mean a nice cold beer going down Mr. Peterson.
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Carla LeBec : [about Norm cheating in the draw to decide the bar's designated driver for the evening] How many times have you done this?
Norm Peterson : Well, I'm embarrassed to say this is my very first time.
Carla LeBec : This is the first time you've cheated?
Norm Peterson : Oh, I thought you meant getting caught.