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Quotes
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Sam Malone : [looks at the over one thousand Barbie dolls in Kelly's bedroom] Boy, G.I. Joe should come here on leave one day.
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Sam Malone : [Sam has come down a ladder, as they are trying to find which room in the Gaines mansion belongs to Kelly] Good news, Woody!
Woody Boyd : Alright! You finally found Kelly's bedroom?
Sam Malone : No, I just met the cutest little chambermaid. She was making popcorn. You want some?
Woody Boyd : Sam, how can you think of popcorn when my life and happiness are at stake?
Sam Malone : [Sam pulls the popcorn out of his jacket and offers it to Woody] It's cheddar.
Woody Boyd : Oo, gimme.
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Woody Boyd : Kelly, I wanna say something. I'm not just gonna stand still while you run off to Europe. I love you Kelly, and I want to make you Ms Woodrow Tiberius Boyd.
Kelly Gaines : ...Tiberius?
Woody Boyd : [upset that she doesn't like his middle name, and counters with her own in retaliation] Susan!
Sam Malone : Kids, kids, calm down. Why is everybody making such a big fuss about their middle name?
Woody Boyd : What's yours, Sam?
Sam Malone : Hey, shut up!
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[Sam enters the bar]
Sam Malone : Hey everybody.
Woody Boyd : Oh, Sam. You're just the guy I've been looking for.
Sam Malone : Why is that, Woody?
Woody Boyd : Because you weren't here.
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Sam Malone : [picks up one of Kelly's Barbie doll's combs] Boy, this is a great little comb. Teeth aren't too wide, nice flexibility, good heft. I've been looking for one of these for my eyebrows.
Kelly Gaines : That one's for blondes.
Sam Malone : For...? Geesh, you are rich.
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Sam Malone : The point is that you should be sharing with each other how you feel-names don't matter. I'm not saying that you should get married, but...
Kelly Gaines : No no! Let's get married. Oh, that'll be a blast!
[Woody and Kelly embrace and begin to kiss passionately]
Sam Malone : Well, whether you get married or not, what's important is to share how you feel. How you feel about him, how he feels about you, how...
Kelly Gaines : Woody, I know he's your friend and all, but...
Woody Boyd : [in a direct 'I know what I want' tone of voice] Beat it, Sam.
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Woody Boyd : [climbing down ladder, whispering] Nope, this isn't Kelly's room either.
Sam Malone : Then what took so long?
Woody Boyd : Ghostbusters is on TV!
