- Norm Peterson: Hey, do you want to tell me why you fired Vera.
- John Allen Hill: Who are you?
- Norm Peterson: I'm her husband, Norm.
- John Allen Hill: Oh, yes, I didn't recognize you without a bar growing out of your chest.
- Norm Peterson: Oh, Rebecca, there you are. I've been looking everywhere for you.
- Rebecca Howe: What are you talking about? You're just sitting there on your bar stool.
- Norm Peterson: I know. This is where I look from.
- Woody Boyd: I just shaved. How does my face look?
- Henrí: Hmmm, as smooth as your girlfriend Kelly's bottom.
- Woody Boyd: Is that a joke?
- Henrí: [laughs] But of course it is. You'd have to shave much closer.
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Guys love dirty pictures of their babes. Hey, Nick always used to take them of me, until one time I smashed his camera and broke his nose.
- Norm Peterson: What, you got in a fight, huh?
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: No, fell off the monkey bars.
- Sam Malone: Cheers wouldn't be Cheers without you. You're the reason why people come here.
- Norm Peterson: Oh, what people?
- Sam Malone: Well, uh, delivery men for one.