- Rebecca Howe: Woody. Are you really doing Hair?
- Woody Boyd: Yeah.
- Rebecca Howe: How do you feel about doing that nude scene?
- Woody Boyd: What are you talking about Miss Howe?
- Rebecca Howe: The nude scene. I was in a production of Hair when I was in college. There is this very famous scene where everybody takes off their clothes.
- Woody Boyd: Come on, Miss Howe. It's not like I just fell off the turnip truck. That happened years ago. Back then, I might have believed this nude scene business. Actually, I guess I would have believed anything after being dragged three hundred yards down a gravel road into the rose bushes.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Woody, do you have any fond memories of childhood that you can cling to?
- Woody Boyd: The roses smelled nice.