- Everyone at the Hungry Heifer: Norm!
- Diane Chambers: Are you sure my film had no effect on your father?
- Sam Malone: Oh, come on, face it. All that weird stuff wouldn't mean anything to a guy like Mr. Boyd.
- Woody Boyd: Yeah. Besides, he thought it was too derivative of Godard.
- Cliff Clavin: [about his role in the US Postal Service] I'm only one link in this chain - a strong link, a vital link.
- Carla Tortelli: A missing link.
- [Woody and Norm are having dinner at the Hungry Heifer]
- Corinne: What can I get you, Norm?
- Norm Peterson: The Feeding Frenzy Special for Two.
- Corinne: How about you, honey?
- Woody Boyd: Well, I think he was ordering for both of us.
- Norm Peterson: No.
- [Diane has just shown her edited version of Sam's home movie. It's awful]
- Diane Chambers: [about why she gave herself the only end credit in the movie] It's just that I felt I transformed your film into a personal statement that was pure Diane Chambers.
- Carla Tortelli: It was pure something.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [after a video shot in Frasier's high-rise office shows a man jumping to his death, visible through the window] I've got to tell Dr. Judd to keep his windows closed during his depression seminars.
- Woody Boyd: Oh, I can stay!
- Cliff Clavin: Oh, Woody!
- Diane Chambers: Yeah, after reflecting on my film, he was finally moved by its timeless message.
- Woody Boyd: No, he tossed it in the thresher.