- Leo Wyatt: [from behind Phoebe, thinking she is Piper] Ever done it on a cloud?
- Phoebe Halliwell: [turning around] I don't know, does a featherbed count?
- Evan Stone: You can't fight back. That's like struggling in quicksand. Don't play. Look, whatever energy they're throwing at you just pass right on by, because eventually that energy comes back around and leads to someone else.
- Prue Halliwell: Yeah, uh, okay, I-I-I really appreciate the whole wax-on, wax-off approach, but couldn't your people just issue some kind of statement?