Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
The Killer in Me (2003)
James Marsters: Spike
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Quotes
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Spike : What's happening?
General : Miss Summers. Agent Finn reported that you tried to contact him earlier today.
Buffy Summers : I knew it!
[to Spike]
Buffy Summers : Government conspiracy.
General : He indicated you might be needing our assistance. We're to provide you anything you need to help with "assface" here.
[Buffy and Spike stare at him]
General : Those were his exact words, ma'am.
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Buffy Summers : There's gotta be a reason why the chip is going all wonky. Maybe it's related to the trigger. Or maybe it has something to do with the new soul.
Spike : Or maybe I wasn't meant to last this long.
[pause]
Spike : One more thing you and I have in common, eh, pet?
Buffy Summers : Well, we'll fix it. We'll hit serious research mode.
Spike : Good. Try behavior modification software throughout the ages.
Buffy Summers : [sighs] Okay. You're right. Not a book thing.
[pauses, comes to a realization]
Buffy Summers : It's a phone thing.
Spike : Who ya gonna call...? God, that phrase is never gonna be usable again, is it?
Buffy Summers : Doubt it.
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Buffy Summers : Giles is off on the retreat.
Spike : Give us all a chance for a breather, eh?
Buffy Summers : From Giles?
Spike : From the constant pitter-patter of clomping teenage girlie feet.
Buffy Summers : I have no idea what you're talking about.
Spike : Come off it.
Buffy Summers : No, I enjoy my responsibility as mentor, role model, life guide. Oh, my God. I cannot believe I have my bathroom all to myself for two whole days.
Spike : It's like a bloody war zone up there, and not in the good way.
Buffy Summers : Have you seen the kitchen since they've been here?