Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Ted (1997)
Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase
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Quotes
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Cordelia Chase : What's wrong with you?
Xander Harris : I gave you a compliment.
Cordelia Chase : In front of your friends! They're gonna know!
Xander Harris : Know what?
Cordelia Chase : Please! It's too traumatic for me to even say it!
Xander Harris : That we kissed?
Cordelia Chase : Ugh!
Xander Harris : Look, I'm not gonna tell. They're not gonna know. Not your friends, not my friends. You wanna go to the utility closet and make out?
Cordelia Chase : God, is that all you ever think about?... Okay.
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Willow Rosenberg : Buffy's not going to jail. It's not fair.
Rupert Giles : Whatever the authorities have planned for her, it can't be much worse than what she's doing to herself. She's taken a human life. The guilt it-it's... it's pretty hard to bear. It won't go away soon.
Cordelia Chase : I guess you should know, since you helped raise that demon that killed that guy that time.
Rupert Giles : Yes. Do let's bring that up as often as possible.
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Xander Harris : an, this is killing me! That bastard was up to something, I know it. If I could just get my hands on him... earlier this week.
Cordelia Chase : I thought you liked him.
Xander Harris : I sometimes like things that are not good for me. Besides, no way, no how does Buffy put the big hurt on an innocent man. Nice Uncle Ted was dirty.
Willow Rosenberg : We've gotta prove that somehow... Xander, do you have a pen?
Xander Harris : If Buffy has to go to jail because of that creep, *I'm* gonna lose it. He's gotta be in there, Will. A history of domestic violence, a criminal record...
[looking in bag]
Xander Harris : Ooh! Cookies!
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Xander Harris : Whatcha got in the closet, Ted?
[he opens the door and looks inside with his flashlight and can't believe his eyes. He quickly slams the door shut]
Xander Harris : Let's go.
Cordelia Chase : But we need evidence
Xander Harris : We got it.
Willow Rosenberg : What's in there?
Xander Harris : His first four wives.
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Cordelia Chase : I don't get it. Buffy's the Slayer. Shouldn't she have...
Xander Harris : What, a license to kill?
Cordelia Chase : Well, not for fun. But she's like this superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?